First Team All-Name: ACC
This is a 10-part series leading up to the college football season. We tackled the AAC, Big 12 and today we break down the best names of the ACC.
I’m a big name guy. I love a good name. Sometimes the first name is good, sometimes it’s the last name, but sometimes you just get that perfect combination for a fantastic name, and I live for moments like that.
The creativity of parents across the country and throughout the world has increased dramatically in recent years, and this is a better world for it.
Sometimes getting weird with your child’s name can be necessary. My last name is Buchinger, so I don’t have to worry about too many Erik Buchingers when I Google myself every day, but that is not the case for anyone with the last names of Smith or Johnson.
If my last name was either of those two, I’d spend the majority of my life thinking of the best first name possible for my future offspring.
If your last name is Smith, and you get a common first name, it might mean your parents do not like you. You might not have realize this, but with that decision, your parents made Googling yourself almost impossible and you will not stand out in any way the rest of your life. You are starting life at a disadvantage.
For those of you with a unique last name, you hit the jackpot. You’ve been born into luxury, and it should be smooth sailing for you the rest of your life, especially if that last name is absolutely hilarious.
I am jealous of everybody that was selected to the ACC First Team All-Name.
Offense
QB: Puma Pass - Louisville
RB: British Brooks - North Carolina
FB: Colton Cardinal - Boston College
WR: Evidence Njoku - Miami
WR: Tamorrion Terry - Florida State
TE: Tre’ McKitty - Florida State
OL: Bar Milo - Miami
OL: Allan Rappleyea - Wake Forest
OL: Rakavius Chambers - Duke
OL: Peace Addo - Duke
OL: Tad Aycock - Georgia Tech
Defense
DL: Shug Frazier - NC State
DL: Darius Fullwood - Virginia Tech
DL: Twazanga Mugala - Duke
DL: LaRonde’ Liverpool - Wake Forest
LB: Justice Dingle - Georgia Tech
LB: Bryce Swackhammer - NC State
LB: CJ Stalker - Virginia
CB: Scoop Bradshaw - Syracuse
CB: Hamp Cheevers - Boston College
S: Sheldrick Redwine - Miami
S: Jazzee Stocker - Pittsburgh
Special Teams
P: Oscar Bradburn - Virginia Tech
K: Bubba Baxa - Miami
LS: Jackson Quiggle - NC State
Head Coach
Bronco Mendenhall - Virginia
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