It’s a marathon edition of the Brad Davison Chronicles, so check back here all day long. Just know I’m still watching out for the grittiest, guttiest, deceptive speediest, Wes Welker-type, high-motored man in America and scouring the internet for people who have done him dirty. You’ve been warned. Tweet with caution.
Time for a victory lap. Opposing fans and even Wisconsin fans went after Brad Davison all season long.
“Transfer.”
“Better when he’s suspended.”
“I don’t like Brad Davison because Twitter tells me not to.”
I’ve seen all the things you people said throughout the year, and this man steps up against basketball powerhouse Nebraska and splashes a 30 burger in your face. Thirty points. School record eight 3-pointers. 5 rebounds. 4 assists. On the road. Legendary performance.
I visited Nebraska for the Badgers-Cornhuskers football game in November. I left as a huge fan of the state and had a good time except for one particular incident the night before the game.
Talking to a girl at a bar in Omaha, her friend walks over and asks me my age. She says, “Eww that’s old.” They both walk away.
It’s over.
— Erik Buchinger (@ImErikBuchinger) November 16, 2019
We continue on, we persevere.
Thanks to all who participated. Brad Davison Chronicles: Part XXV.
Pro tip: Do not wake a sleeping giant. Big mistake from the Husker faithful early.
Brad Davison gets a lot of boos as he’s introduced in Lincoln.
— Christopher Heady (@heady_chris) February 15, 2020
Nobody is anti-Dollar General, so this is the nicest compliment a person can receive.
@USC1620 Brad Davison is Dollar General Aaron Craft. Change my mind.
— Greg McManus (@GregMcLNK) February 14, 2020
Please, Meg. Not the W word.
PBA sounds really quiet from my couch. Maybe the crowd forgot Brad Davison is a total wanker. #Huskers #GBR
— Meg (@hotmesshusker) February 15, 2020
Do little shits drop 30 directly in the face of America? No, big shits do. Brad Davison is a big shit.
Brad Davison on Wisconsin is a little shit 😂
— Diss (@_JDD35) February 15, 2020
I hate Jake Fusselman with a passion
I hate Brad Davison with a passion
— Jake Fusselman (@fusselman_jake) February 15, 2020
Say what you want about Brad Davison but he has zero attempted murder accusations. Here’s one witness’ account.
cam mack just tried to end brad davison’s life lmao
— Derek Peterson (@DrPeteyHV) February 15, 2020
Second witness. How did this not go to trial?
Cam Mack nearly ended Brad Davison’s life.
— Matt Hardesty (@hardestymatt12) February 15, 2020
Damn, what ever happened to Nebraska nice?
Brad Davison’s face is so punchable
— KC (@KelJam100) February 15, 2020
Well said, Kristopher.
Brad Davison is stupid
— 𝙆𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙚𝙧. ♀️ #RipMamba (@Thicc_Gafford) February 15, 2020
I watch Brad Davison on the Badgers and keep waiting for him to match the school record for 3-pointers made. He did.
Does anyone else watch Brad Davison on the Badgers and keep waiting for him to do something dirty? It’s almost expected. #Badgers
— Matt Thompson (@mtsportsguy) February 15, 2020
I’d be interested in hearing the end to this story.
This is the first time all season I’ve watched Badgers basketball and all I remember is the time last year I dmed Brad Davison😂🙈
— Marissa (@marissagrace___) February 15, 2020
Photo courtesy of UWBadgers.com
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