Look for the Brad Davison Chronicles the morning after every Wisconsin game. Just know I am going to be watching closely the grittiest, guttiest, deceptive speediest, We Welker-type, high-motored man in America and scour the internet for people who have done him dirty. You’ve been warned. Tweet with caution.
The Brad Davison Chronicles are back after Wisconsin’s 62-52 loss to Richmond in the Legends Classic in Brooklyn. Tough loss for the Badgers. Gotta play better, gotta be better.
Davison put up five points and five rebounds with an attempted charge that set the Twitter world on fire. He also had four turnovers and finished 2 of 6 shooting including 1 of 4 from three-point range, so it was not an ideal performance from college basketball’s most hated man.
Thanks to all who have participated. Brad Davison Chronicles: Part VI
This is not a complete sentence. There needs to be an “is” added before or after “still” for this to make grammatical sense. Maybe a colon after “Davison.” Regardless, you gotta be better, Chris.
Brad Davison still the biggest flopper in college hoops.
— Chris Lein (@Cohete009) November 26, 2019
I think think I see some Badger fan on Badger player crime. Not allowed.
I don’t think think I’ve ever disliked a UW bball player more
— Mad Max (@Mad_Max235) November 26, 2019
That is NOT all he does. He also lit up the scoreboard with 5 points and 5 rebounds in this game. A half double-double.
Brad Davison just got a warning for flopping. They should just do that pregame and T him up first time it happens in a game. That’s all he does
— Luke Ghiardi (@LukeGhiardi) November 26, 2019
Are “Brad Davison flop warnings” really injectable? Crazy the drugs kids are on these days.
I’d like to introduce you to point guard Grant Golden. Also, Brad Davison flop warning: INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS!! pic.twitter.com/hjCjiKXrbL
— A10 Talk (@A10Talk) November 26, 2019
Tom Brady had a rule created for him, and he’s the greatest to ever do it. Same situation here.
Brad Davison, victim of the #DavisonRule https://t.co/oyqGYo7rIB
— Off Tackle Outback Empire Boat Rowers #RTB (10-2) (@offtackleempire) November 26, 2019
Bitch Baby would be a cool rap name.
I hope the “that white guy who plays for the #Badgers” stereotype survives the travesty that is Brad Davison. To quote Shonda Rhimes, as delivered by Kerry Washington’s character in the hit TV show Scandal: “He’s a bitch baby.”
— Brad Simon (@bksim0n) November 26, 2019
I recently broke my ribs running into a pole during a family football game. And to think I was the QB on my first grade championship flag football team.
Brad Davison turned it over and then his body language sank. I can’t believe he played QB in HS.
— Junes (George Hill Appreciation Account) (@junesfoshiz) November 26, 2019
If you must insult, be more creative than Alec.
Brad Davison is a turd
— Alec (@AlecLower) November 26, 2019
Photo courtesy of UWBadgers.com
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