Brad Davison Chronicles: Part I

It’s Brad Davison season, folks. The most hated man in college basketball took the floor last night on a court that featured four three-point lines. Wild. Wisconsin took an overtime loss to Saint Mary’s? Why the hell didn’t they foul? You’re down 1 with a three second differenti…

Ya know what, it’s not about the Badgers today as a team today, it’s about my hero. I love Brad Davison more than I love another person in this world. Fun fact: I once told him that in person when I was out and about in Madison. Good times.

People are going to hate on him because he’s recognizable, the only player people actually know the name of and Grayson Allen is in the NBA. We needed a new white guy to hate, and he fits the bill. Plus, college basketball fans hate nothing more than seeing he same player on the same team for more than a year. But no matter what he does, I will defend that boy to the ends of the Earth.

While you may have been checking out Duke-Kansas or Michigan State-Kentucky, I took the opportunity to watch the grittiest, guttiest, deceptive speediest, Wes Welker-type, high-motored man in America and scoured the internet for people who have done him wrong.

You can look for this every morning after a Wisconsin basketball game this college hoops season.

Thanks to all who have participated. Brad Davison Chronicles: Part I.

Dan the Cider Man setting the tone.

How does one forget they don’t like somebody?

Flopapalooza would be the worst festival ever.

A true philosophizer.

Brad Davison won’t leave if his team starts losing (allegedly).

Too far. Cannot have this in the game.

You spelled Brad Davison wrong.

I think Grant is behind this account.

Keep that whisper to yourself.

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