Look for the Brad Davison Chronicles trickling out every day until we get all caught up. Just know I am going to be watching closely the grittiest, guttiest, deceptive speediest, Wes Welker-type, high-motored man in America and scour the internet for people who have done him dirty. You’ve been warned. Tweet with caution.
Wisconsin beat Maryland, and I just have a few rational questions following this game.
Did we see Brad Davison have greatest few seconds ever recorded in the history of organized athletics? And Could Jesus Christ himself have done what Brad Davison did against Maryland?
First, Brad Davison tips the inbound pass off the inbounder. Incredible. High-basketball IQ at its finest.
What a heads up play by Brad Davison to get the ball back pic.twitter.com/b0ASHFkVKG
— CBB Talk (@CBBSuperFan) January 15, 2020
If that’s not enough, college basketball’s most hated man stepped up and splashed the game-winning three to send the Badgers home with a victory.
BRAD DAVISON FOR THE LEAD. pic.twitter.com/HJwwezBWzn
— CBB Talk (@CBBSuperFan) January 15, 2020
As loyal readers of the Brad Davison Chronicles know, I typically will offer a quick, witty comment (trust me, I’m like really funny) for the hate tweets selected out of the thousands that get sent over the course of the season.
For this one, let’s just take a look at several of the poor souls who criticized Brad Davison before, during and after the game. This man single-handedly earned the Badgers a victory that night in perhaps the greatest athletic performances you’ll see in this and any other life.
Thanks to all who have participated. Brad Davison Chronicles: Part XVII.
I fucking hate Brad Davison.
— Josh Kail (@THATJoshKail) January 15, 2020
Better not fuck this up @braddavi34
— fuckbrad (@BradDhateAcct) January 15, 2020
When will Brad Davison be assessed a technical for flopping? @BadgerMBB
— John Maki (@makijohn906) January 15, 2020
Does anyone in college basketball flop more than Brad Davison?
— 〽ikey Lee (@Mr_UnbeLEEvable) January 15, 2020
No one loves Brad Davison more then Big 10 officials. Dude just flops around everywhere
— Adam Cook (@Fantasy_Schnerd) January 15, 2020
The rest of the Big Ten will be ecstatic when Brad Davison finally runs out of eligibility after 27 years.
— Justin Fitzgerald (@jfitzgerald52) January 15, 2020
If my fellow Michigan fans want to see a real flopper play, turn on the Maryland Wisconsin game and watch Brad Davison. I don’t like Cash because he plays for MSU but to label him a flopper is downright slanderous.
— Tax Season Is Coming (@wonderboy1836) January 15, 2020
Assuming I’m in the minority of people pregaming for the Maryland game by watching Siesta Key. My disdain for Juliette is right up there with Brad Davison
— Josh Kail (@THATJoshKail) January 15, 2020
Brad Davison playing well against Maryland is unfortunate bc Brad Davison is a very bad basketball player
— Jake Nazar (@jake_nazar) January 15, 2020
Brad Davison can’t stay with Cowan on defense.
— redforeman62 (@redforeman62) January 15, 2020
Brad Davison taking shots at the end of the game ? Micah Potter on the bench ??? Greg Gard ??
— Dante J (@dante_j3) January 15, 2020
WHAT IS BRAD DAVISON DOING
— JRabasSports (@jrabasports) January 15, 2020
Wisconsin waiting way too long to run an offensive set down 1 and having to settle for Brad Davison launching a 3 over Jalen Smith is very Wisconsin
— Bobby Reagan (@BarstoolReags) January 15, 2020
Brad Davison is, at best, a D2 basketball player
— Adam Engels (@adamengels) January 15, 2020
Brad Davison wtf
— AR (@608ramby) January 15, 2020
WHY DOES BRAD DAVISON PLAY?!?!
— Tony Dallman (@dunkindallman11) January 15, 2020
Brad Davison is bad and should feel bad
— Jake Smith (@jksmth) January 15, 2020
Put Brad Davison on a rocket ship and launch him to the moon. Please.
— Andy Kersten (@Andy_Kersten) January 15, 2020
Brad Davison, what the hell are you doing?
— Matt Graff (@Graff1020) January 15, 2020
Brad davison and Dmitry trice couldn’t lead a team with Lebron Giannis and Anthony Davis to a national championship #horrible
— Mike (@mikehammen9) January 15, 2020
EVERY FUCKING YEAR I hate brad davison so much
— the nats are world series champs (@kailenss) January 15, 2020
I hate Brad Davison.
— ARY (@ZLichtman) January 15, 2020
I wish the worst for Brad Davison
— Barry (@bmaily15) January 15, 2020
How did Brad Davison make the game winning three while also flopping to get a charge? Really impressive.
— Jack Mitchell (@JackMitchellLNK) January 15, 2020
Same time tomorrow, knuckleheads.
Photo courtesy of UWBadgers.com
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