Joey Chestnut hates me

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you. Shame on you, Joey Chestnut. Shame. Shame. Shame. Two times in my life have I been invested in the performance of the greatest eater in the history of mankind. Both times, I was led astray and left unsatisfied. I don't even

A vicious attack on the golf course

Last Saturday morning marked my first time on the golf course in 2019. I went into it ready for a solid experience - just smack the ball around a little bit, hope for a bogey at some point and leave happy. What I expected to be a fun-filled day on