Look for the Brad Davison Chronicles trickling out every day until we get all caught up. Just know I am going to be watching closely the grittiest, guttiest, deceptive speediest, Wes Welker-type, high-motored man in America and scour the internet for people who have done him dirty. You’ve been warned. Tweet with caution.
Wisconsin lost to Illinois at home. I don’t like that, but it’s not Brad Davison’s fault because without him the Badgers would’ve lost by 8. He finished with 7 points, absolutely DRILLING 4 of 5 free throws with three rebounds and ZERO turnovers. A heroic performance in a losing effort.
People can criticize Brad Davison for getting crossed up on the dagger 3-pointer by Ayo Dosunmu, but that’s a play Kawhi Leonard, LeBron James, Michael Jordan, Jesus Christ and the best of basketball defenders ain’t stopping.
Twitter really brought their A game with college basketball finally starting to get a some attention. A little tip to people just starting to tune in to the sport: tweet how much you hate the only college basketball player everybody knows the name of. Retweets. Likes. You’re a damn comedian on the uneducated college hoops Twitter streets.
Thanks to all who have participated. Brad Davison Chronicles: Part XV.
Not a healthy mindset heading into game time.
Game hasn’t even started yet and I already hate Brad Davison. Such a dirty little shit.
— Austin Shreves (@A_Shreves1) January 9, 2020
Name 5 dirty plays in Brad Davison’s career. You cannot.
Get this out of the way before we tip. Brad Davison will have a minimum of 5 dirty plays tonight.
— Ryan Parker (@RPark86) January 9, 2020
According to page 135, section B, article 5, paragraph 4 of the NCAA handbook: A player may take a charge if he is injured, however it is impermissible to take a charge if it is determined by people who don’t know him that he is a douche.
Brad Davison getting support from fellow big ten flopping master Robbie Hummel. To be fair to Robbie he went full flop after his two acl tears. Davison’s just a douche.
— Sam Shiner (@RealSamShiner) January 9, 2020
I took the under because it’s never gone over four. Also, it is illegal in college basketball for the person performing the charge, not the person who takes the charge.
Over I hate the piece of shit
— Hayden Hosler (@HoslerHayden) January 9, 2020
You get kicked out with five fouls, and Brad Davison typically has less than five fouls.
How does Brad Davison not foul out of every single game?
— Mike Huntoon (@MikeHuntoon) January 9, 2020
I’ll stick with Christianity.
AYO COOKING BRAD DAVISON IS MY NEW RELIGION
— WestCoast Boat Rower (@West_Coast_Jack) January 9, 2020
Twitter needs to start suspending people who suggest assaulting a person they can’t spell the name of.
Brad Davidson has an extremely punchable face.
— Joe (@RIZZO_011) January 9, 2020
Irresponsible reporting.
brad davison is dead.
— caelin foley (@Cfoldatrackster) January 9, 2020
Photo courtesy of UWBadgers.com
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