It’s a marathon edition of the Brad Davison Chronicles, so check back here all day long. Just know I’m still watching out for the grittiest, guttiest, deceptive speediest, Wes Welker-type, high-motored man in America and scouring the internet for people who have done him dirty. You’ve been warned. Tweet with caution.
It must really suck to be a fan of Minnesota sports. The best Gopher football team ever just got blown out by Wisconsin this fall, and Richard Pitino is the basketball coach. I couldn’t even imagine the pain they’re going through.
And to make matters worse, Minnesota got beat by its own kind in this one. Minnesota-native Brad Davison lit up the stat sheet with 20 points, 7 rebounds, 5 assists and a hustle play with a minute to go that led to a three to give Wisconsin the lead.
And after the game, he signed an autograph or two for the youngins.
Brad Davison enjoying the victory. Spent a bunch of time signing autographs, taking pictures with fans after the game. Minnesota native with 20 points in the win. pic.twitter.com/WzActRBwde
— Zach Heilprin (@ZachHeilprin) March 2, 2020
We are not worthy.
Thanks to all who participated. Brad Davison Chronicles: Part XXIX.
Did you figure it out yet, Patrick?
I’m not sure which Wisconsin Badger I dislike more: Brevin Pritzel or Brad Davison. #TheWorst
— Patrick O’Dowd (@WrestlngRealist) March 2, 2020
Must hate all the great ones, so I’m thinking maybe Brady? Jordan? Maybe Tiger Woods?
I’m having a tough time thinking of an athlete I’ve ever hated more than Brad Davison
— JD All Wrong (@jdmill) March 2, 2020
This is a big moment for the word loathsome, which hasn’t been used so far in the three-point line era.
Brad Davison is truly loathsome.
— Nathan W. (@DownwithGoldy) March 2, 2020
Please see the response above, but replace loathsome with dweeb.
Brad Davison is such a dweeb
— Kyle (@StraitOuttaMinn) March 2, 2020
Honest answer, I met him once and gave him a high 5 in a pre-coronavirus era, told him I love him. I consider him my teammate and I like him.
Honest question, do his Wisconsin teammates even like Brad Davison?
— Some Guy (@fakeAndyTweets) March 2, 2020
Being crushed by your state’s own player. Life as a Minnesota fan isn’t an easy one.
Goddamn I hate Brad Davison.
— Matthew Krier (@matthewkrier) March 2, 2020
It gets difficult sometimes, but you try to get used to the Big Ten titles.
Imagine having to cheer for Brad Davison
— AWZ (@EsoxMasquinongy) March 2, 2020
Photo courtesy of UWBadgers.com
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