Brad Davison Chronicles: Part XXII

Look for the Brad Davison Chronicles trickling out every day till the start of the NCAA Tournament. Just know I am going to be watching closely the grittiest, guttiest, deceptive speediest, Wes Welker-type, high-motored man in America and scour the internet for people who have done him dirty. You’ve been warned. Tweet with caution.

Nobody from out of town expects to march into the Kohl Center and leave with a victory. Michigan State found that out the hard way in a one-point loss to Wisconsin. Just imagine how much the Badgers would’ve blown out the Spartans had Brad Davison been on the floor.

My thoughts on the the ball-busting accusations and suspension have been blasted throughout the world enough. We talked about it during the previous edition of Brad Davison Chronicles, and Deceptive Speed performed a thorough investigation into the potential ball-crushing controversy.

So Brad Davison didn’t play with a suspension, but that did not stop Twitter from going after college basketball’s bad boy.

Thanks to all who have participated. Brad Davison Chronicles: Part XXII.

Brad Davison has the greatest tasting bathwater in the entire sport. By far.

Might have found someone worse than Brad Davison. The guy that swears by Brad Davison. Pretty sure this guy would drink Davison’s used bath water lol @theTravisLee https://t.co/cvSjeeZrQ6

— 〽ikey Lee (@Mr_UnbeLEEvable) January 31, 2020

I’d make fun of Sneezy here, but I’m convinced I will never get a bet correct the rest of my life.

Kobe King and brad Davison pit for the badgers. I’m taking MSU all the way! Can’t decide to single bet it or parlay with one more game I like

— SneeezyBets (@SneeezyBets) February 1, 2020

Saying “lol” after your own non-funny tweet should lead to a Twitter suspension and possibly an arrest.

Brad Davison should transfer lol

— Daniel Long (@DanLong1298) February 1, 2020

Brad Davison or not, the fact is no man’s junk will ever be completely safe. It’s a sad world we live in.

Negative for MSU: Tillman/Henry are 2-11 from the floor

Positive for MSU: Everyone’s junk is safe from Brad Davison

— ᗩᑎT ᗯᖇIGᕼT (@ItsAntWright) February 1, 2020

Hot take: This is the worst thought since Brad Davison stepped foot on campus.

Hot take: Brad Davison has been holding Wisconsin basketball back since he stepped foot on campus

— The Paul Bunyan Podcast (@paulbunyanpod) February 1, 2020

Brad Davison received meaningful minutes after his suspension. Where’s the concern level at?

The Badgers do not need Brad Davison. He is a dirty player and if he continues to get meaningful minutes on this team after his suspension, that concerns me much more about the direction of the program than anything Kobe King could possibly say.

— IKE Mike (@mikestan6) February 1, 2020

Well said, Nate B.

Fuck you brad Davison

— Nate B (@natedog_906) February 1, 2020

If Brad Davison said that, it would be an accurate statement.

Brad Davison probably talking about how Wisconsin just dick punched MSU or something

— ya boy Trev (@trvrchase) February 1, 2020

Name one difference between them.

Brad Davison is nothing like Captain America

— Bradford Bambusch (@eastcoastcrumbs) February 1, 2020

If Jon kept an eye on Brad Davison the full 24 hours, props to him. We need more journalism like this in today’s age.

Good job by Brad Davison not nut-punching any random strangers today. Progress.

— Jon Schwartz (@jonlschwartz) February 1, 2020

These are both abnormal feelings. Seek medical attention immediately.

I feel like I ate Brad Davison ?

— Isaac (@WorldofIsaac) February 2, 2020

Same time tomorrow, knuckleheads.