Brad Davison Chronicles: Part XXII

Look for the Brad Davison Chronicles trickling out every day till the start of the NCAA Tournament. Just know I am going to be watching closely the grittiest, guttiest, deceptive speediest, Wes Welker-type, high-motored man in America and scour the internet for people who have done him dirty. You’ve been warned. Tweet with caution.

Nobody from out of town expects to march into the Kohl Center and leave with a victory. Michigan State found that out the hard way in a one-point loss to Wisconsin. Just imagine how much the Badgers would’ve blown out the Spartans had Brad Davison been on the floor.

My thoughts on the the ball-busting accusations and suspension have been blasted throughout the world enough. We talked about it during the previous edition of Brad Davison Chronicles, and Deceptive Speed performed a thorough investigation into the potential ball-crushing controversy.

So Brad Davison didn’t play with a suspension, but that did not stop Twitter from going after college basketball’s bad boy.

Thanks to all who have participated. Brad Davison Chronicles: Part XXII.

Brad Davison has the greatest tasting bathwater in the entire sport. By far.

I’d make fun of Sneezy here, but I’m convinced I will never get a bet correct the rest of my life.

Saying “lol” after your own non-funny tweet should lead to a Twitter suspension and possibly an arrest.

Brad Davison or not, the fact is no man’s junk will ever be completely safe. It’s a sad world we live in.

Hot take: This is the worst thought since Brad Davison stepped foot on campus.

Brad Davison received meaningful minutes after his suspension. Where’s the concern level at?

Well said, Nate B.

If Brad Davison said that, it would be an accurate statement.

Name one difference between them.

If Jon kept an eye on Brad Davison the full 24 hours, props to him. We need more journalism like this in today’s age.

These are both abnormal feelings. Seek medical attention immediately.

Same time tomorrow, knuckleheads.